Hey, y'all! It's me! Jessica Simpson! For realz!

Ok so, I just started this blog for two reasons. ONE! I want to have what they call web presents. I don't know what it is, just that Janeane Garofalo doesn't have it, so I should. This is a model I've been basing my life after, whatever JG does or doesn't do, I don't do or do do, ya know. So I'll be putting my 2 cents into... the whatever you put 2 cents into (like a homeless guy's Starbucks cup), about current events, pop culture, and most importantly, the media's portrayal of me! Which brings me to reason TWO! I am on the rise again! Or will be! So this is to keep my family of fans, or fanily, updated on what is coming up, and BELIEB ME it's going to be great (Am I hinting at a project there? You be the Sherlock Beiber. I, mean, Holmes. Or do I?!)
Alright time for bed! More tomorrow. Now, what to wear?